A man took his wife to a Broadway show

A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission, he urgently needed to use the bathroom, so he hurriedly searched for it. However, all he found was a beautiful fountain surrounded by foliage. With nobody watching, he decided to relieve himself there.

Upon returning to the auditorium, he realized that the second act had already begun. He fumbled in the dark until he found his wife and asked, “Did I miss much of the second act?”

To his surprise, his wife responded, “Miss it? You were starring in it!”