Cave took the blonde to her first soccer game. They had great seats behind the team bench. After the game, he asked her how she was enjoying herself.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I don’t understand why they’re fighting over more than 25 cents.”
Surprised, Cave asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well,” she explained, “they flip a coin, one team gets it, and for the rest of the game, they’re like, ‘Get your quarterback! Get your quarterback!’ I mean, it’s just 25 cents!”
