Cave took the blonde to her first soccer game. They had great seats behind the team bench. After the game, he asked her how she was enjoying herself. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I don’t understand why they’re fighting over more than 25…
Here I am, sitting in a bar, staring at my drink, lost in my thoughts. Suddenly, a large, imposing biker approaches me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one go. “Well, what are you gonna do about it?” he says, his tone threatening, as if daring me to react. Feeling overwhelmed, I reply,…
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission, he urgently needed to use the bathroom, so he hurriedly searched for it. However, all he found was a beautiful fountain surrounded by foliage. With nobody watching, he decided to relieve himself there. Upon returning to the auditorium, he realized that the…
