A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your driver’s license, please? The mature lady, slightly flustered, fumbles through…
His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa,” the little girl recited. The father, puzzled, asked, “Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?” The little…
The father’s eyes widened in shock as he listened to his son’s disturbing confession. Concern and disbelief crossed his face, and he quickly realized the gravity of the situation. Taking a deep breath, the father decided to address the underlying…
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. From his collar and well-fed belly, I could tell he had a home and was well taken care of. Calmly, he approached me. I gave him a gentle pat on the head…
Cave took the blonde to her first soccer game. They had great seats behind the team bench. After the game, he asked her how she was enjoying herself. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and…
Here I am, sitting in a bar, staring at my drink, lost in my thoughts. Suddenly, a large, imposing biker approaches me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one go. “Well, what are you gonna do about it?”…
The blonde recently started working at a village pharmacy and felt nervous about selling condoms to customers. When the pharmacist went on vacation for a few days, he asked her to manage the shop in his absence. She confessed her…
The Mexican maid requested a raise from her employer. The woman, feeling upset about this, decided to inquire about the maid’s request. She asked, “Maria, why do you believe you deserve a raise?” Maria replied, “Well, señora, there are three…
A Texan man was vacationing in Mexico, spending his day wandering around the area and taking in the sights. In the evening, he decided to dine at a trendy restaurant. While enjoying his tequila, he couldn’t help but notice a…
The old farmer left his 17 horses to his three sons. The sons, Hansons, were faced with a dilemma as to how to divide the horses among themselves. The instructions were as follows: Since it was impossible to divide 17…
