An elderly couple is enjoying breakfast when the old woman turns to her husband and asks, “Honey, do you realize we’ve been married for 50 years?”
“Yes,” he replies. “Fifty years ago, we sat right here at this breakfast table together. And I bet we were as naked as jaybirds.”
The old woman giggles and says, “Well, maybe we should undress again for old times’ sake?”
So they undress and sit back down at the table. “You know,” the old woman says, panting slightly, “my nipples are as excited for you today as they were 50 years ago.”
The old man chuckles and replies, “I’m not surprised. One in your coffee and one in your oatmeal!”
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