An elderly couple decided to spice up their love life and tried Viagra for the first time. The husband took the pill and, with a mischievous grin, said, “I’m ready for action!”
His wife, equally excited, replied, “Well, be careful not to overdo it. We don’t want the neighbors thinking we’re having a yard sale!”
The Mexican maid requested a raise from her employer. The woman, feeling upset about this, decided to inquire about the maid’s request. She asked, “Maria, why do you believe you deserve a raise?” Maria replied, “Well, señora, there are three reasons why I’m seeking a promotion. Firstly, I am better at caressing than you.” The…
The 92-year-old gentleman visited his yearly check-up, and the doctor, taken aback by his vigor, inquired, “How are you feeling?” The elderly man grinned, “Absolutely splendid, Doc! I’ve never been better!” Intrigued, the doctor asked, “What’s your secret? Any particular diet or exercise routine?” With a chuckle, the elderly man replied, “Not at all. I…
The next time you feel angry and tempted to say something hurtful to someone, pause and reflect on this story—it’s worth remembering. Once upon a time, there was a boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and instructed him that whenever he felt angry, he should hammer a nail…
On death row, there were a German, an Italian, and a redneck. The warden presented them with three options for execution: to be shot, hanged, or injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. The German promptly chose to be shot in the head. With a boom, he died instantly. Next, the Italian opted…
The father’s eyes widened in shock as he listened to his son’s disturbing confession. Concern and disbelief crossed his face, and he quickly realized the gravity of the situation. Taking a deep breath, the father decided to address the underlying issues causing such extreme thoughts in his son. “Son, I can’t condone or support any…
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your driver’s license, please? The mature lady, slightly flustered, fumbles through her purse to retrieve her license. She hands it over to the officer, who takes…
