An elderly couple decided to spice up their love life and tried Viagra for the first time. The husband took the pill and, with a mischievous grin, said, “I’m ready for action!”
His wife, equally excited, replied, “Well, be careful not to overdo it. We don’t want the neighbors thinking we’re having a yard sale!”
The father’s eyes widened in shock as he listened to his son’s disturbing confession. Concern and disbelief crossed his face, and he quickly realized the gravity of the situation. Taking a deep breath, the father decided to address the underlying issues causing such extreme thoughts in his son. “Son, I can’t condone or support any…
A Texan man was vacationing in Mexico, spending his day wandering around the area and taking in the sights. In the evening, he decided to dine at a trendy restaurant. While enjoying his tequila, he couldn’t help but notice a couple at a nearby table being served a beautifully decorated platter with two giant meatballs…
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your driver’s license, please? The mature lady, slightly flustered, fumbles through her purse to retrieve her license. She hands it over to the officer, who takes…
On death row, there were a German, an Italian, and a redneck. The warden presented them with three options for execution: to be shot, hanged, or injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. The German promptly chose to be shot in the head. With a boom, he died instantly. Next, the Italian opted…
The blonde recently started working at a village pharmacy and felt nervous about selling condoms to customers. When the pharmacist went on vacation for a few days, he asked her to manage the shop in his absence. She confessed her concerns about selling condoms to him. “Listen,” he reassured her, “my regular customers don’t ask…
The Mexican maid requested a raise from her employer. The woman, feeling upset about this, decided to inquire about the maid’s request. She asked, “Maria, why do you believe you deserve a raise?” Maria replied, “Well, señora, there are three reasons why I’m seeking a promotion. Firstly, I am better at caressing than you.” The…
