Narrative ‣ A nail in the fence
The next time you feel angry and tempted to say something hurtful to someone, pause and reflect on this story—it’s worth remembering. Once upon a time, there was a boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag…
Funny joke Nice Irishman
An Irishman from Armagh entered the confessional and confessed to the priest, “I almost had sex with another woman.” The priest, taken aback, asked, “What do you mean ‘almost’?” “Well,” replied the Irishman, “we took off our clothes and rubbed…
There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them
On death row, there were a German, an Italian, and a redneck. The warden presented them with three options for execution: to be shot, hanged, or injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. The German promptly chose to…
Funny Joke ‣ 50 Years of Marriage
An elderly couple is enjoying breakfast when the old woman turns to her husband and asks, “Honey, do you realize we’ve been married for 50 years?” “Yes,” he replies. “Fifty years ago, we sat right here at this breakfast table…
A 92-year-old man went to the doctor
The 92-year-old gentleman visited his yearly check-up, and the doctor, taken aback by his vigor, inquired, “How are you feeling?” The elderly man grinned, “Absolutely splendid, Doc! I’ve never been better!” Intrigued, the doctor asked, “What’s your secret? Any particular…
A senior couple decides to try viagra
An elderly couple decided to spice up their love life and tried Viagra for the first time. The husband took the pill and, with a mischievous grin, said, “I’m ready for action!” His wife, equally excited, replied, “Well, be careful…
A man took his wife to a Broadway show
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission, he urgently needed to use the bathroom, so he hurriedly searched for it. However, all he found was a beautiful fountain surrounded by foliage. With nobody watching,…